Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Awesome Deal on Sasquatch Jerky

April Fools!! :)

I have yet another great snack idea for your family! has just launched a brand new product, Sasquatch Jerky. It is made from 100% premium cut Sasquatch meat, seasoned and marinated with the finest all natural ingredients. No imitation here! Nothing but fresh, hormone free Sasquatch straight from the Pacific Northwest.

They are offering a rock bottom sale price of only $499.99 per 8oz bag, this also includes free shipping. Please note that due to the nature of this product quantities are very limited! If you know that your family would enjoy such a delicacy I suggest that you order now. This is a once in a lifetime offer and I don't expect it to last long.


Casey Knopik said...

Check out the story that we worked with the guys over at to write about how the sasquatch jerky came to be.

An epic tale.

Casey Knopik